As a boy, little Johnny would help his mother in the kitchen as she prepared to bake a cake or other such delights. Johnny loved to blend. The childish power he felt as the myriad ingredients spun together in a destructive union were too strong to understand. Twenty years later, little Johnny became “DJ LJ” and began to display his wares with the turntables at local clubs. His fusion of death metal and acid jazz saw him chased out of numerous venues before he finally retired to run a juice bar.