I’m doing something different today. I spent all yesterday in the paddock eating grass and defecating. Damn birds kept landing on my back and gnawing on my coat. And no one else was even remotely interested in racing around the field. I mean, come on, my fellow equine friends – let’s make the most of the day. So, if anyone wants to follow, when the human’s not looking, I’m leaping over the back fence and taking a run through the National Park. No takers?...Well, screw y’all…I’m outta here!