Harold Gregson was 28 years old when he was visited by extraterrestrials. Taken onboard their spectacular craft, Harold was fed an unusual assortment of what appeared to be exotic, yet undistinguishable fruits. Following this odd meal, Harold was laid upon a cold, metal slab and a long, hair-thin needle was inserted into his forehead. Later, under hypnosis, Harold could recall feeling no pain as his alien captors proceeded to remove his head and attach it to the body of a cow. Harold, in his new form, now grazes in an undisclosed, top-secret paddock somewhere in the UK.